Friday, April 15, 2011

Twist This.

Channel 4's twist my words is currently providing the UK with some damn right interestin material. You can pick any word from the pre defined list and string together some majorly humurous one liners. It's generally very censored and light hearted due to obvious reasons one being they want to air the best ones on the box. But there are ways around that! Check this mad example it's "legendary". Ha ha!!

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Mad Marble Hungry Hornets

Damn. A late arrival to a lil somethin somethin on youtube known as Marble Hornets. Shit is crazy peeps. Got me to thinkin, long gone are the good ol days of the cam, I had mad respect for that . . in my own way. In fact it was the good G Robin Hely and his massive pimpley ass ego that put me on this dang barron excuse for a map. Yet I'm still here postin. Guess you made a monster Hely. This dog could never give up the race.

Hit me up on the marble people, lemme know whas good.

Friday, April 01, 2011


Yeah this shit is crazy yo. I been gone for way too damn long but I'm here now, and despite what I know y'all think, I am a changed man. I mean, I been real life busy wit my chick, rollin in what I thought was a perfect wifey life, but she up n left, and then shit started tumblin downhill, only women i cud rely on were my Xero's angels Remy and Stella. Yeah life can either blow or suck, you decide.

. . . . But here's where tings get real interestin, even though I was a broke man, I didn't crack to the point where I was better off dead. I survived.

I was at the bottom of a dark pit, the darkest place, and now I have truly risen again, cos beleive me, there was nowhere lower to go. I had that taste of a normal, happy, carefree life, til the shit between us. Was it my fault? Was I too caught up in my own world to step both feet into hers? Na, blame culture is weak. One thing I will say though, I'll fight to get that feelin again.

Mongo Nikol, shout out to ya bro, You were always the main man to the S-X. Are you still wit me dog? I need a pillar.

Forgive me people, bless me for my sorrow, reach out. make contact.


Sunday, December 06, 2009


Hello Fuckers!

Guess whos back! Back again! Xero's back! Tell a friend!

Ha ha! It has been a LONG time since Sub went quiet and the 'cam wet "down under" but certain circumstances in my beautiful life have caused me to resurface.

First point of call, hello ISS, remember me? In the wise words of Kelly Clarkson "Since you've been gone. . . " Guess what . . I tok your words of wisdm and learnt myself How To Rockstar! Bang Bang you're dead? I don't think so. Just reincarnated.

Hit me up Brother!

More to follow. Please keep your sets tuned.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


Someone is playing freaky games with me. I don't know who but lately I've been gettin wierd things happenin round my way n i dont like it...

people actin shady, turnin on me for no reason n shit.

Stop tryin to destroy my credibility.... this is so messed up.... I never thought it would come to this

Friday, December 08, 2006


Some people just cant resist, it seems I always just have to attract the wrong kinda attention, frame me, make petty remarks about me hey, here's an idea, throw a god damn party! but however the hell you feel about me is your own damn business. Keep it to yourself.

Movin on...

Today I found out old ghosts are comin back to haunt me. Whatever happened to let sleepin demons lie? The diary of a disturbed man continues...

Monday, November 20, 2006


Well ladies and gents, I gotta say it, Simon Cowell's oh so respected judgement (as qouted by mediocre boy band "Eaton Road" again, and again...) has finally let him down. But more significantly, let down a man named Robert Allan. Not just any man, the man.

See, the public don't care bout the long haul, they jus want entertainment in the here n now. That's what happened here folks, one performance the public don't like n ur out. N who can blame 'em with such a fickle opinion on today's pop culture? There's a reason why they don't let just anyone be a judge people. This is why:

Say hello to Robert Allan, legend. His journey ain't gona stop here. And to all those who didn't support his cause, regret it knowing that he is gona do great things.

The X Factor will regret losing him cause at the end of the day, what the hell is an X Factor without it's X?